Wednesday, December 12, 2007

TITANIC............. dalam beberapa versi


+ Versi asli, Titanic Version (versi setia sampe mati)

- You jump... I jump!

+ Versi ngajak-ngajak

- I want to jump... anybody else want to jump ?

+ Versi pemimpin

- I jump... all of you jump after me !

+ Versi pengikut

- We will jump after you jump.

+ Versi penakut

- You jump... tell me if it is ok... then I jump.

+ Versi ogah-ogahan

- I've already jumped last time... now it is your turn to jump.

+ Versi iklan

- You should jump because every celebrities and famous people jump.

+ Versi programmer

- If (you.jump()) then (I.jump())

+ Versi logika implikasi

- If you jump then I jump that means if you don't jump I might still jump.

+ Versi nggak percayaan

- You jump.... are you sure you want to jump?... no kidding?....promise?...

+ Versi penjudi

- We'll throw a coin if it is head, I jump... if it is tail you jump.

+ Versi Tarzan baru kenalan dengan Jane

- "You Jump, Me Tarzan."

+ Versi Forest Gump

- "My name is Jump, Forest Jump."

+ Versi sinetron Catatan si Boy

- "Kamu sangat ke-jump, Boy!"

+ Versi 007

- "My name Bond, Jump's Bond."

+ Versi Waktu

- "Jump sabaraha?"

- "Jump 10 kurang lima."

+ Versi Buah-buahan

- Jump-bu Monyet,

- Jump-bu Klutuk,

- Jump-bu Air,

+ Versi Betawi......

- Sape nyang berani lawan gue??? Si Abang Jump-ang !

+ Versi korban tindak kekerasan

- Tolooongggggggg............. Jump bret!!!!!!

+ Versi dukun santet

- Nich gue kasih jump-pe jump-pe ...biar selamet dunie akherat!!!

+ Versi wiraswasta gendong-gendong

- Mau jump-u apa mas.. .. galian singset apa galian kabel.......?

+ Versi pedagang kaki lima

- Di-jump-in tidak luntur .. luntur tidak di-jump-in...!!!

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